onsdag 2 mars 2011

Keen to meet new people



regard, sweetheart
Maybe it's just me, but that's an unusual salutation.

Well, I start with saying that I am a special girl!!! I am cheerful,
kind:hostess and queen.
Wow! I'll say! I have never had a queen write to me before. Especially the cheerful, kind, hostess-type of queen. I am delighted to hear from you.

I like interesting people, whose who can keep up the conversation.
Me, too, but frankly, I think that is asking a lot these days. Whats with the long time between e-mails and instant messaging, I admit that sometimes the lag bores me. But I do try.

I respect people who take responsibly for their words.
Do you mean that? I mean, that's serious stuff. Does that represent your heart? Your beliefs?

I like to enjoy life the way it is.
Me, too. Except for the death part. I could do without that, quite honestly.

I am calm, emotionally stable, positive and friendly http://first-loveall.com/alone/
Hey, that was kind of weird. You posted a link to nowhere in the middle of your sentence. Is that part of your emotionally stable self?

I dream to meet reliable, clever, kind man and create harmonious partnership and have happy future together. I like home coziness and warmth of beautiful feelings between people. I value reliable character, diligence, intelligence, sense of humor, ability to compromise, ability to love, kindness, desire to find a partner in life, sincerity.
Well, I don't have any of that, (and I’m a girl) but I have lots of money and I am looking for someone to spend it on in trade for long walks on the beach, holding hands, drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Fortunately, you admire compromise. Are you willing to give all of those things up for money?

my turtledove, Having good time!
Yes, Having good time to you, too, my sea urchin.

Turtle Nic


PS - I feel a little bit 'not so special' knowing you wrote this to many other people. Please, reassure me by writing back to tell me that this is not actually a scam letter written by a man in Nigeria who will send me a picture of some random beautiful woman scraped off the internet, claiming to be her, and then developing a relationship with me, then pleading for a little bit of money, and then more and more, and so on.
Not that I don't trust you.

fredag 25 februari 2011

Google online promo

Dear Valued Customer,
Your e-mail have emerged as a winner of £500,000.00 GBP (Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in our on-going New Year Promotion.

Really? My email have?

I cannot believe my good fortune in having you extend the New Year Promotion to February 25th! You people must party like I do. Whoo-hoo! Oh, the booze and babes I will buy when I get my hands on that £5,000,000.00. It was millions, right?



Your Winning details are as follows: Computer Generated Profile Numbers (CGPN):7-22-71-00-66-12, Ticket number: 00869575733664, Serial numbers:/BTD/8070447706/06, Lucky numbers: 12-12-23-35-40-41(12).
Wait a minute, those are my actual Lucky Numbers. How did you figure that out? I have never told ANYONE what my lucky numbers are. I keep them only in my mind. How could you figure out my exact lucky numbers? I had formulated a scheme using a careful repetition of the number 12 in my lucky numbers. How could you know that?!

This HAS to be real! (When I was 12, I got 12 candles on my 12th Birthday cake! That's how I knew to have three 12s in my Lucky Numbers. It wasn't just a coincidence. I knew it was luck!).

Oh, and those Computer Generated Profile Numbers? (CGPN) That is just spooky. That is my exact Bank Account Number! How could you possibly know that?


Contact Mr. Francis Henson for more details through the contact below:

Mr. Francis Henson,
Email: giveaway.agent01@gmail.com
Another coincidence: I had breakfast with Mr. Francis Bacon, just this morning. This is crazy! I am so excited.

Awaiting your reply,

Kermit T. Frogg

onsdag 23 februari 2011

Federal Reserve Bank, USA


Ovan hittar ni original mailet.

We found your name in our list as one of the beneficiaries who has not received their contract/inheritance/lottery fund and that is why we are contacting you.

Your payment code is: E99OQ11

Release code: 657412

Oh wow. I must be very special to receive this since I haven’t registered anything, isn’t a U.S citizen, nor been active in any lottery. But hey, I don’t claim that this is a scam I just think this is a little strange Mr Warsh. Oh and nice to see that even respectable banks uses an aol email account, and a strange one too. “appphilia” pedo… philia? I just had a dream the other day and I was dreaming about Mars and all of these green little strange men. They tried to fool me with things and promises. Just thought about that dream.


Your transfer code is the only thing holding you prom receiving your fund at this moment. And it has not been issued yet, because you have not paid for the Immunity Seal of Transfer. The amount required for the Immunity Seal of Transfer is US$350.00 your transfer code will be issued to you as soon as you pay this fee. And then you will be asked for how you want your Five Million dollars transfered to you.

5 million dollars! Wow I’m rich! I must now call all my friends and family and tell them about this. You have really saved my life Mr Mars, I mean Mr Warsh. Since you already have my 5 million dollars. Couldn’t you just like borrow those 350 dollars from my 5 millons, I´ll pay you back I promise. I’m an honorable person and wouldn’t fool anyone. So you could just send me my Code and send my my money. And to show you how nice I really am, I’m going to give you a little amount just for thanks.


Send us the below for documentation purposes.

Your full name as written on your ID's

Your Address:

Your phone number:
 

Truly,
Kevin M. Warsh

Federal Reserve System

Constitution Avenue NW,

Washington, DC 20551

Phone: 1 206-495-9910.
Send me my code and everything and I’ll get back to you with my information. But wait a minute, wouldn’t you already have my information. I mean, you found my name on that lottery/inheritance/contract, just saying.
Best regards/ The little Green man.